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Give the gardener a stale cake - he deserves it from theaccidentalgardener 1130 days old
I did a Saturday morning job in Wandsworth. There were 10 window boxes on three floors of a great big house, so I got to the Homebase across the bridge ...
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How not to treat your gardener from theaccidentalgardener 1133 days old
Two weird clients today. No, not weird actually –just typical. I’m seeing the pattern: Spoilt, demanding and always right. Just like teenagers. This ...
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Stabbed by a drunken yucca from theaccidentalgardener 1134 days old
The bloody yucca has fallen over again. This happened the last time it flowered. So you get two flowerings in almost 25 years, followed by a major collapse. ...
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A nice accident from theaccidentalgardener 1134 days old
I’ve been asked how you can become a gardener accidentally. I wouldn’t like to generalise, but this is how it happened to me. I was at a loose end one ...
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