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Stabbed by a drunken yucca

by theaccidentalgardener @ 04/10/2006 - 16:43:11

The bloody yucca has fallen over again. This happened the last time it flowered. So you get two flowerings in almost 25 years, followed by a major collapse.

This time it took an apple tree down with it – the feeble little Kids Orange Red that I bought as a replacement for the canker-prone Orange Pippin.

I dragged it upright and propped it against the fence like a drunk, but not before it had stabbed me twice in the hand and once in the head. It really is a vicious brute. Once again I found it had hardly any root, yet it’s very much alive, so I anchored it with a couple of bungees.

I just pray that the next time a burglar legs it down the back gardens he lands on the yucca when he leaps the fence. It would make it all worthwhile.


 
 

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oldmanpieoldmanpie [Member]
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2006-10-04 @ 16:47

They don't make great pets do they!?

theaccidentalgardenertheaccidentalgardener [Member]
2006-10-04 @ 17:10

Pricklier than a prickly pear

isadora101isadora101 [Member]
2006-10-19 @ 23:27

Hello
I had a nice flower on my yukka plant this year:)

Mr flighty suggested you might be able to help me with a query on one of my posts entitled "A hat and a crutch"
I took a photo of a plant in spain and was wondering what its "accessories" were?

regards, Isadora

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